Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dignity is for republicans.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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