Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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