i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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