You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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