These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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