I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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