im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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