...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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