it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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