O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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