The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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