she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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