Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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