I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
