I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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