My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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