Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude i'm inner monologue high
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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