Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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