I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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