We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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