is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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