i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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