I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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