After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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