How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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