He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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