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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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