did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
