Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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