i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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