and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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