why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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