So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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