Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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