just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I want to fling myself into the sun
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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