He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just had sex on a roof
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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