Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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