Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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