He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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