I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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