My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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