I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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