i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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