is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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