Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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