the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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