oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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