Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
last night I used snow as a chaser
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
