I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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