Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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