yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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