id be glad to
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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