sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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