Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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