she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
