did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.